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Note: This novella was written for the 2026 Queer Wrongs Jam. Reader discretion is advised. For content warnings (there are spoilers), go HERE.

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Traveling across an ocean to an unfamiliar land, Iijs ("Ice") is on a mission to reunite with the only person he's ever received love from: his long-lost mother.

There's just one small problem.

Iijs is a harp seal from the Boston Aquarium. And the "mother" he's convinced he's found is a researcher who works at Canada's Cove Bay Marine Mammal Rescue and Release Hospital: the no-nonsense conservationist Weila Blackwood.

But Iijs won't let the laws of nature stop him. Or any laws, really. He'll do anything to be with Dr. Blackwood, and that includes transforming into a human and leaving his life as a seal behind.

Is Iijs a selkie? The better question to ask might be...

Do these characters eat anything besides hot dogs?!



Beta reading by: Gaara, LawnFlamingo, Moonpearl, AshSilver

Proofreading by: August Garry

What's this? Oh. It's dark in here. Wait, I think I hear something. 🦭

StatusReleased
CategoryBook
Release date 48 days ago
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
Authorpiamo
TagsAdult, Animals, Comedy, Dark, Fantasy, Funny, Modern, Narrative, Queer, Romance
Average sessionA few hours
ContentNo generative AI was used

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After I read this it hasn't left my mind. I don't have anything fancy to say but it's been a week and I'm still like @//v//@ 

I have a feeling I'll be thinking about this one for a loooong time

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This was everything… I literally waited through the release countdown to be able to buy and read this immediately and then I just sat on it in a daze. BUT I’VE RETURNED TO SAY… hellllllll yeahhh budddyyyy. Fucked up mommy issue seal was indeed delivered on! I’m obsessed with terrible terrible idiot son Ijis and honestly all of the selkies. I often was reading, laughing, and shouting “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?” at the wall. This was a deeply hilarious book and I can tell the author enjoyed writing it, which is my favorite thing.

More of this flavor of fantasy please!! (SNORTS SELKIE COCAINE)

*SPOILER REVIEW OF THE ENDING*
My God having Weila stay with Ijis because she's deluded herself into thinking his birth mother lives on within him is SOOO good. Having the victim also be toxic is the perfect way to wrap a "gets with the rapist" ending. 


However, that epilogue has to be my biggest gripe with the story. I admit, I returned to the text after dinner, so I was a bit out of the zone, but it was just a slough to read. I like kids. Seeing Frankie really wasn't important to the story and the entire read felt like it should have taken a few paragraphs. 

Also, with how hopeful and triumphant Weila's moment was, where she comes to her feelings about seal mom and how that leads to her accepting Ijis back into her life... especially the bit about resurrecting her fertility, that was such a powerful part.

So, with the epilogue revealing that yes, she's still infertile, it felt like that moment was wasted and replaced with redundancy. I fully expected, with how its been reiterated that Ijis does not care for kids, for Weila to have aborted the offspring. Just my musings, but I feel that it would have been a more impactful moment, to show again the mindset Peripoeds have towards life and death. 

thanks for the review! 

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I LOVE THIS STUPID AUTISTIC SEAL AND HIS BIG LESBIAN MOMWIFE

this book is so funny yet dark! lots of moments where you’re not sure who to root for, but you’re having a great time regardless. i found iijs to be such an interesting main character because his view on the world is so disjointed by his obsession with his mommy and his animal instincts. plus, the unreliable narrator aspect because he quite literally does not know better is sooo delicious.

tthe cast of side characters are so great. i loved james so much, i can just picture him so well in my head. like this dude was a reddit mod in his past life, getting into internet slapfights over big titty anime figures. i’m so happy he learned to touch grass by… fucking hot seal ladies??? his character arc was so fun. i really like how he acted as a foil to iijs (one “dominant alpha male” to the next, haha) which just made iijs’s growth (or lack of growth in some areas, lol) so much more prominent. i feel like james and iijs went on similar journeys, but they came out at the end so differently

prose, as always, is great! piamo takes a lot of care in choosing their words and it really shows through purposeful language and pinpoint dialogue. character voices are so distinct that you can pretty much tell who’s talking just by the language they’re using. iijs is very literal, doesn’t like to describe anything, and avoids introspection in a way that other characters who get POVs don’t.

thank you for this food, i will be eating many a hot dog this weekend in honor of the selkies

(づ>/////<)づ♡ tysm for your cheerleading gaara, this story wouldn't exist without you !!! 🌭🌭🌭